A beginner's guide to the heat ladder

Everyone starts somewhere, and where you start matters. Here is how we would climb it.

Rung 1 and 2: mild and fruity

Start with Mango Tango or Green Goblin. They are about flavour, with just enough warmth to say hello. If you finish a bottle in a fortnight, you are ready to move up.

Rung 3: proper hot

Smoky Chipotle Cry is our recommendation: deep and smoky, with the heat arriving late. Honey Habanero Heist is the sweeter alternative.

Rung 4 and 5: the deep end

Scotch Bonnet Riot first, then the super-hots in Reaper Territory. Use a toothpick. Keep milk in the fridge. Do not rub your eyes.

Or buy The Gateway Trio and let us choose.